Cheating is easier now than it was before. This should be obvious to anyone who has been online for more than five minutes. However, just because you’re tech savvy doesn’t mean that your lady isn’t just as savvy or more than you are. These days most people know about log-ins, cookies, and saving information in browsers like Chrome. This means that if you’re going to be a cheater, you need to take some extra steps to make sure that your woman is none the wiser.

Separate Your Tech

If you can afford it, keeping one phone for your dates and one for your home life isn’t a bad idea. Make sure that the phone you use for dating is vastly different than the one that you use for your home life. If at all possible, make it a track phone or a different carrier. If you’re married, odds are your wife looks at all of the bills when they come in. She’ll definitely notice another phone line.

These days you can also use Skype or Google Voice to make phone calls. These services can be free, including their own phone number. All you need is an internet connection. If you can afford a small laptop or a smart phone on the side, you won’t even have to pay for another ″phone plan″. Instead use a microphone or a headset and you’re ready to talk.

Timing Is Everything

Human beings are creatures of habit. Some of us more-so than others, if you’re going to successfully cheat on your lady, then you’re going to have to either acquire new habits, or make your cheating fit into your old ones. Doing something out of the ordinary is going to get you noticed. This means that you’re going to have to schedule when you talk to the other woman.

The best way to keep in touch with a woman on the side is the Internet. Making new email or IM accounts is easy and it’s free. You don’t have to share the log-in information with your ball and chain, and if she goes snooping, she won’t even know where to look.

You can also catch up with your fling at work, or when your wife is sleeping. As long as she’s used to you being up after her, she won’t think anything about it. It’s very important that you work your other woman in around your current relationship. That way, things will progress as normal as far as your main lady is concerned.

Clear the History

Google Chrome is wonderful and terrible. It keeps all of your information stored unless you tell it not to. This is great if you’re the sort of person who just uses one computer for normal, every-day things. However, if you’re a cheater, then this is a great way to get caught. Make sure that you have your browser set to NOT save any of your log-in information or your history. You also want to clear your history, cache and cookies often.

You can delete line-items in your history as well. We suggest doing this every time you’ve gone to a dating site. That way, if your woman is very tech savvy she won’t get curious about you clearing your browser all the damn time. Remember that while it’s possible to keep most women out of your digital life, if you plan on cheating, don’t marry a hacker.