Arguably the best part about having a job is getting to see all the beautiful women in the workplace, though it’s hard to look at them every day without touching. Well, don’t hold back any longer because you can hook up with every woman at work if you want without being caught, you just have to be careful. Paying attention to what’s going on around you can enable you to live out your fantasies and land you the woman you’ve been dying to get your hands on, so get out there and start flirting. These tips will help you pull off an office rendezvous without anyone finding out.
If you act like something’s going on between you and a woman at work, or you brag about your sex in the break room, then obviously you’re just asking to be found out. The key to getting away with having sex all over the office is to avoid saying anything about it and to make it seem like nothing is different. When you’re deciding on a location, only pick places that aren’t frequented so you won’t get caught. If you have an office of your own that has blinds, then that’s the perfect place to get laid. If you don’t, try finding an unused conference room or supply closet then an even better plan is to go about your business after work, so that you’re still in the office but nobody else is, nearly eliminating the chance of getting caught.
Agree on Discretion
Before you have sex with a woman in the workplace, be sure to talk to her about being discreet. Loose lips sink ships, and if she opens her mouth it could spell trouble for the both of you, even unemployment. Be positive she’s willing to have sex with you and not make it awkward afterwards, and be sure that she knows the encounter isn’t about anything but sex. Having a girl enamored with you won’t help you any, and it’ll just wind up biting you in the end. This step isn’t as difficult as it sounds, though, because most women are more than willing to just hook up at work and never talk about it again.
Obviously, when you have sex at work you don’t want to leave any sort of a trail that could lead back to you. This can be a nuisance, because let’s be honest – sex is messy. You could easily leave behind an article of clothing, some jewelry, or even your cell phone if you’re trying to get out in a hurry. Most importantly, don’t leave anything behind that could link you to an actual sexual act. This means cleaning up all condoms and discreetly disposing of them, cleaning up any spills or stains afterwards, and make sure that the both of you come out looking perfectly put together. Check to see if your clothes are buttoned properly, make sure that your hair is in order, and cover up any marks before you go back to work.