Not every guy loves going down on his woman – in fact, the majority of us can’t stand it at all. Unfortunately, this very act is most women’s favorite thing in the bedroom or just during general foreplay, and is especially difficult to shy away from if she’s already gone down on you. While you might enjoy your blowjobs more than anything, you may feel obligated to keep her mouth off you so that you don’t have to reciprocate. Don’t feel that way anymore; you can have your cake and eat it too by following these simple tips on how to politely avoid going down on your woman.
If you can’t breathe through your nose, then obviously you’ll suffocate going down on her. Let her know that you have a stuffy nose and she’s more likely to coddle you than get upset that you aren’t going down on her. As long as you don’t whip this excuse out every time you’re faced with eating her out, she’ll believe you every time. Don’t be too dramatic with it, but a few sniffs here and there can’t hurt you. She doesn’t want you to suffocate down there, and she definitely doesn’t want you getting snot all over her pussy.
Oral sex during foreplay is great and often something a woman really looks forward to, but feigning impatience is a great way to bypass all that after getting what you want. When she wants you to go down, touch her and tell her that you just can’t wait to get inside her, and will probably die if you have to wait another second. She’ll be ecstatic that you’re so impatient to be inside her, and it’ll boost her confidence without having any idea that you really are just repulsed by the idea of eating her out. If she seems a little resistant to that and acts like she wants to insist on oral sex, just push her onto her back and start kissing her. The sheer desperation you act with will convince her that you genuinely can’t wait to have sex with her, and she’ll feel more like a goddess than a neglected girlfriend.